well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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