amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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