I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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