Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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