Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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