So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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