oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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