Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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