i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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