Me. At least after what I've been through.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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