Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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