she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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