i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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