Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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