when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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