He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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