Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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