Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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