This dress was meant to end up on your floor
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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