So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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