you turned your livingroom into a bong?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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