if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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