I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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