i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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