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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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