Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You can't special order awesome
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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