Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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