I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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