Whod you bang
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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