Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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