i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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