I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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