just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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