road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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