I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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