it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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