Pappa wants mamma naked
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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