I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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