Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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