You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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