He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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