so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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