Buhtt sex?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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