Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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