What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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