pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.