a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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Ketchup is God's man juice
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I can feel your judgement through the phone