u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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