so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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