why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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