I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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