Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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