He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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