please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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