i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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