i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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